Growing up in the Midwest didn’t offer much of a chance for us to get ‘into’ surfing, even though we have an Emmy winning surf-documentary producing first cousin.
But, it looks pretty cool and winning 8 world championships at any athletic endeavor will obviously help you score hot women. Although it probably also helps to win the genetic lottery.
At least Kelly Slater is thankfully going bald which means the surf gods must not grant every wish.
Isn't that one of the life lessons we all learned from Greg Brady? Slater must have an evil Tiki doll stowed away somewhere that he’s forgotten about. How else can you explain the inclusion of Kirsten Dunst on this list? The specter of Vincent Price looms large.
Bar Rafaeli - Slater beat up a papparazo while defending her honor a couple of years ago in Israel. We'd like to see him in a death-cage rumble against that long haired kid on TMZ. That would be rad.
Cameron Diaz - Helped her pick up the pieces of her shattered life after Timberlake dumped her. Kelly Slater is selfless like that.
Gisele Bundchen - More sloppy seconds off DiCaprio. Slater was her rebound dude between Leo and Tom Brady. If this were a different kind of website, we might be posting her conquests. But its not.
Some Canadian Bimbo - At least he got her before she became a meatless hag grandmother.
Dunst - Trust us, there are not many picture of her looking attractive. This one is probably at least 15 years old.
Slater also ‘dated’ some Playboy chick named Cara Michelle, but we couldn't find any pictures of her with clothes on...and you know, this is a family site. Oh well. Google her.
