After consulting with out East & West Coast correspondents, we had agreed to retract our stance on Jim Edmonds, if and when he personally helped the Cubs beat the Cardinals. If he’s a Cub, then he’s a Cub, and we’ll learn to live with it. So, what happened the first time the two played since the Cubs’ acquisition of Edmonds? O-fer-the-entire-goddamn-series.
Now, he gets married in St. Louis yesterday, and has the reception at his own downtown eatery, the oh so cleverly named ‘F15teen’.
That’s fucking it. Fuck Jim Edmonds and fuck him shoving his fucking St. Louis World Series ring down the throats of Cubs fans at every goddamn turn, when he can’t even manage one fucking hit against those Cardinal cocksuckers.
You don’t see how he did that, you say? Then fuck you, too.
Well, not you…but the guy sitting next to you. Fuck him.
Monday, May 12, 2008 - Clubhouse Cancer Edmonds to Cubs a BAD idea.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - Cubs fans hate Jim Edmonds!