JaMarcus Russell is reportedly weighing 269 pounds as Raiders' camp opens in Napa, which isn’t too bad for a quarterback…unless you want him to run for a first down every once in a while, in which case…he’s only about 40 pounds too fat.
“Just by being a quarterback, you’ve got to look at it as: Everybody on the team gets paid off of what I do and the rest of the team does,” Russell said. “I hate to say it, but I’m accountable for a lot of the guys’ families.”
You’re accountable for a lot of the guys’ families? FOR??
Oh, now we get why he’s gonna suck in the NFL…he’s incredibly, incredibly stupid.
