Nobody is out there conquering the elements…the winner is simply gonna be whichever golfer happens to suck the least.
Wherever he is in this world right now, Tiger Woods is watching with his left leg propped up on some silk-covered pillows and laughing his ass off.
However, this is literally the best possible situation for all the entities involved…ABC, PGA, ESPN, the sponsors…who would be watching this crap if not for the reemergence of the late, great Greg Norman.
