If this guy wasn’t such a Clubhouse Cancer…we’d lay off…after all, he’s a two-time Cub All-Star. But he’s a truly selfish dick whose teammates even despise him.
(We reserve the right to reverse our stance on Alfonso Soriano entirely when he starts banging bombs again. Hey, if you're looking for a sports site that takes itself seriously, there are plenty of other options...cough, cough Deadspin...cough.)
