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July 22, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Maurice Jones-Drew gives Matt Forte advice on training camp.

If Forte can be half the back MJD was as a rookie, the Bears will be a much better team than we currently anticipate.

For your fantasy draft…MJD is a gamble as your #1 RB. If you can grab him as your #2 RB in the 3rd round, you should have a solid top 3 on your squad, but most likely, if you’re in a decent league, someone will him up too early, and end up having crappy RB’s.

As for Forte, he shouldn’t make anyone’s starting lineup on Week 1.

This is our 22nd year of fantasy football, and we’re looking forward to our draft like a little kid does Christmas.

 

 

September 20, 1988 – Expos @ Cubs (Game 2)

We remember this game as if it were yesterday.

It was a bright, sunny Tuesday afternoon, the second game of a doubleheader.  This was just before the Wrigleyville explosion of 1989 and Cubs September bleacher tickets were easy to come by. Heck, since we didn’t go to the first game, we didn’t even pay for tickets, just went to Murphy’s and asked around. Some old-timer handed us four bleacher seats and only asked for an Old Style draft in return…which we were too young to purchase legally in any bar in America save Murphy’s Bleachers in the shadow of Wrigley Field.

It was only a month and half or so after the first night game ever at Wrigley and back then, the Cubs wouldn’t even turn the lights on if a day game leaked over into the evening out of 70 years of stubborn and glorious tradition. The second game of any doubleheader was still in serious danger of not being completed.

When we saw this bean-pole, lefty rookie warming up, we knew the Cubs would win and the ‘Bleacher Bum’ razzing began. There was no was this punk kid was gonna beat us in only his second professional start. NO WAY. Just look at that delivery. Are you joking? How tall is this moron anyway? This guy’s in the majors?

The Cubs were pretty woeful in ’88, but we parked ourselves in the left field bleachers ‘cause that’s where the home runs were sure to fly. We distinctly remember one friend who jokingly suggested we leave and go out onto Waveland, as the wind was blowing out, and we might have a better shot at catching Cubs bombs.

RandyJohnsonExpos2 Three hours later, by the time dusk rolled into Chicago, the jeers had long since been quieted and we sat in stunned silence at the marvel that was Randy Johnson. We knew right that moment this guy was special. Instantly. The main worry was that he was in the NL East with the Cubs and how many years would he be doing this? It was literally breathtaking.

A complete game with 11 K’s, just 1 BB & 1 run.

It was the most astonishing pitched game we had ever seen live…until some kid struck out 20 Astros a decade later.

Then Johnson went out and beat the Cubs again six days later in Montreal.

The best thing that ever happened to the Chicago Cubs was Randy Johnson getting traded to the Mariners.

 

Urlacher succeeds in extorting the Bears for more dough.

So, the Chicago Bears, knowing they are gonna be tied to Brian Urlacher for the rest of his life…like it or not…and also knowing how he leads his greedy, stupid teammates around by the nose, decided to give into his bullshit demands and pay him more money on Monday.

They did this despite the fact he has chronic back problems and is coming off easily his worst season.

After all the players the Chicago Bears have screwed out of money and benefits over the years (Umm… the name Dick Butkus ring a bell?), you would think they’d have stuck to their guns against their morally bankrupt, no-responsibility-taking, former superstar.

While a guy like Philadelphia’s Brian Westbrook may actually be correct…he has outplayed the contract he signed…Urlacher most definitely has not. Plus, he’s a shitty role model and complete meathead with the public.

Such is life in today’s NFL when you are forced to reward the undeserving.

 

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Minka Kelly will have a hard time playing a teeny-bopper in ‘Friday Night Lights’.

She’s starting to show every minute of her 28 years.

Probably too much Jeter juice.

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Billy Joel & Paul McCartney at Shea Stadium sing ‘Let It Be’.

Very, very, very cool.

Never went to a game at Shea, but did drink at 4am outside the main gate in the summer of ‘95 with a bunch of people we met at Mickey Mantle’s bar. Took a limo all the way to Queens.

Still hate the fucking Mets, though.

So long, Shea.

 

 

Rich Harden is the man.

What a pickup! Rich Harden is flat filthy.

The guy has pitched 12 1/3 innings over his two Cub starts, struck out 20, given up only six hits (including ONE tonight) and has zero wins to show for it.

What’s up with that? It happens a lot to stud pitchers like Harden. The hitters know the other team won’t be getting much with Harden on the hill, so they let their guard down juuuuust the slightest bit. The game plan should have been to see as many possible pitches from the Big Unit and get rid of him early because of the pitch count, but there was Ramirez & Lee swinging early in the count, as usual.

Post All-Star Game hangover? Get Harden some runs, boys. He’s trying to prove how worthy he is, and the Cubs are seriously letting him down.

Time to trade for Ichiro. Doesn’t matter what it costs. Give the Mariners $50M for him. Who cares? It won’t be Zell’s debt much longer and he can simply increase his asking price a little. Win/win.

Dump Edmonds and trade for Ichiro. Now. Before it’s too late.

 

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