Clubhouse Cancer

This is why Rick Reilly should be a writer, not a TV personality.

Dan Patrick writes a column for Sports Illustrated, and Rick Reilly tries to be funny on ESPN…each won many, many national awards doing the job at which the other now epically fails.

This just in…St. Louis Cardinals World Series hero Jim Edmonds now plays for the Cubs. What’s this crazy, mixed-up world coming to?

Why can’t people just stick with the roles that suit them best? Like George W. Bush, for instance. He’s famous for running every company he’s ever headed right into the ground. See, he knew his role and stuck with it.

Paying attention Rick Reilly?

 

 

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Typical Mickelson.

Phil Mickelson showed that the ‘Tiger effect’ is pretty much a steaming load of crap when he shot an opening round 79 today in the British Open at Royal Birkdale Golf Club in Southport, England.

Hell, Greg Norman is tied for 4^th!

The incomparable Rocco Mediate, completely forgetting (or perhaps remembering) that devastating 91-hole US Open loss to a crippled guy, is tied for the lead at -1.

 

 

 

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Jim Edmonds gets married in St. Louis.

After consulting with out East & West Coast correspondents, we had agreed to retract our stance on Jim Edmonds, if and when he personally helped the Cubs beat the Cardinals. If he’s a Cub, then he’s a Cub, and we’ll learn to live with it. So, what happened the first time the two played since the Cubs’ acquisition of Edmonds? O-fer-the-entire-goddamn-series.

Now, he gets married in St. Louis yesterday, and has the reception at his own downtown eatery, the oh so cleverly named ‘F15teen’.

That’s fucking it. Fuck Jim Edmonds and fuck him shoving his fucking St. Louis World Series ring down the throats of Cubs fans at every goddamn turn, when he can’t even manage one fucking hit against those Cardinal cocksuckers.

You don’t see how he did that, you say? Then fuck you, too.

Well, not you…but the guy sitting next to you. Fuck him.

 

RELATED:

Monday, May 12, 2008 - Clubhouse Cancer Edmonds to Cubs a BAD idea.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - Cubs fans hate Jim Edmonds!

 

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The ‘Stache, slams back some Old No. 7

Jason Giambi took advantage of the bottle service in a Vegas club during the All-Star break with our mutual friend John Daniel’s. He may be Jack to you son, but when you’ve known him as long as we have…

 

(Photos courtesy of TMZ.com)

 

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Black Cougar at Yankee Stadium.

The first reason we decided to post this is solely for keyword hits. For some crazy reason, we assume the term ‘black cougar’ will generate a good amount of Google searches. After all Vanessa Williams and Vivica Fox are on the market.

That may or may not actually be true, but who cares? Those two fit the phrase to a ‘T’, as a matter of fact, we think Rick Fox invented the term. He wanted to use her Penthouse money to buy a new NBA team and call it the Orange County Cougars, in his lady’s honor. Then she dumped him when he got too old. She’s like Menudo that way.

Secondly, this guy is nuts. And nuts is always a winner.

 

 

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Remember, Tiki Barber gets paid for his insight.

Thanks, Teek…and now over to Jillian for the weather.

It really looks like it’s just now hitting ‘ol Tiki that the Giants thrived and won a ring without him. Aren’t there a few teams out there desperate for a RB?

 

 

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Yao Ming returns to the court, China rejoices.

The Houston Rockets center marked his return from injury Thursday with 11 points in just over 12 minutes of play for the Chinese national team in an Olympics warmup against a Serbian squad.

What do you do when you go back to work after a long layoff? You get a haircut, of course. But in Yao’s case, the clippings are then saved by Chinese cloning officials to create a master race of super-fragile, Dunkensteins.

 

 

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More ESPY Awards red carpet hot chick action.

Since we we Veronica Mars fans...here's tiny Kristen Bell. We look forward to her future implants and residual Playboy spread, probably around 2020.

 

Were not sure who Brittny Gastineau is, but her dad is probably 'The Sack Man' and Googling her means we care too much.

We know that Adriana Lima is more famous for being naked, but we've had several emails asking to limit the NSFW stuff...so here she is without her new fiancee Marko Jarić.

 

Here's Kate Walsh and one of her galpals, out on the town gabbing and exchanging makeup tips.

 

 

 

Not quite sure who Sophia Bush is either...

 

Fergie...blah.

 

We will give Danica credit...she is trying.

Remember when Lisa Leslie used to be hot? Now she's starting to look like Weezy Jefferson.

 

Beckhams. Ugh.

 

And, of course...the apple of King Hef's eye...K Dub, not showing nearly enough of her costly assets.

 

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Brett Favre interview with Greta Van Susteren, Part 33 1/3.

Remember when ‘The Naked Gun’ went all ‘33 ^1/3’ , but it sucked? This is pretty much like that.

 

 

Looking kinda haggard on the red carpet dude, after just calling the team that made you rich and famous beyond human comprehension a bunch of low-life liars.

 

 

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Brett Favre interview with Greta Van Susteren, Number Two.

Brett Favre interview with Greta Van Susteren.

The day after the All-Star game is always the worst sports day of the year.

ESPY Awards red carpet Favre chat.

 

Technorati Tags: Clubhouse Cancer,NFL,ESPN,Espy Awards,Brett Favre,Greta Van Susteren,FOX News Channel

ESPY Awards red carpet Favre chat.

Every shitty event just has to have a goddamn ‘red carpet’ these days.

They all say the right stuff...no big deal.

We bitch & bitch & bitch, yet here we are posting more Favre.

Still waiting for someone to upload the latest installment of the ‘Brett & Greta Show’ to RedLasso.

Oh well.

 

 

Did the Vikings tamper with Brett? Green Bay thinks so.

Hey, why doesn’t Favre have a nickname, anyway?

Like the ‘Kiln Killer’ or the ‘Green Bay Gayboy’ or, in perfect synchronicity with his next team, the ‘Vicodin Viking’...you know, somethin’ cool to put on his HOF bust.

 

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