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July 16, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Some comments regarding Bob Costas’ baseball roundtable on HBO.

BobCostas Pete Rose claims he wished he never made a bet, yet he sits in a studio overlooking the Las Vegas Strip. Denial ain’t just a ride at the Luxor, Charlie.

Dave Winfield is a wonderful ambassador of HOF ideals and standards, whom baseball would do well to promote and embrace. He could have told Rose the outright truth though, instead of playing the ‘this is what I hear’ card. To his credit, he doesn’t seem as aggressive and bombastic as he has in the past. Winfield has become, and will hopefully continue to be, a deserving elder statesman of the game.

Baseball writers are (mostly) people too and generally take their stewardship of the Hall of Fame seriously. Even though the stats for a HOFer might not change from year to year…a ‘first ballot’ selection to many writers is, as we believe it should be, reserved for the most elite of all players of a generation.

For all his myriad errors, Bud Selig is generally right. The game has never been more popular and his oversight has helped usher the game’s popularity to unprecedented heights. However, he simply won’t admit he was (and continues to be) wrong on many things. He isn’t pure evil as many baseball fans think…but he is a relatively spineless bureaucrat seemingly only beholden to his fellow owners. Selig doesn’t have the game’s best interest at heart, but how can you argue the results? If the game had remained where it was before Selig took over, it can be argued that baseball would be less popular than the NHL at this point in history. Who would that benefit?

If you don’t like interleague play, don’t fucking watch. If you don’t like the ramifications of the All-Star game…again, don’t watch. If you despise skyrocketing salaries…stay as far away from the ballpark as possible. So far, there isn’t enough public outrage to justify a switch. Selig is reactionary…not visionary. Just like most stuff, if your opinion is among the majority, the things you dislike will usually change or disappear altogether. Well, except Chris Berman’s career longevity…nobody can adequately explain that.

Bob Gibson, forever the hardass, looked like he might jump up and punch old Willie Mays in the throat when called a ‘headhunter’.

Hank Aaron is cool as all hell.

Is Bob Costas 45 or 70? Hard to tell.

Reigning NL MVP Jimmy Rollins is a perfect spokesman for the plight of blacks, or lack thereof, in MLB. Not just because he’s an articulate dude, but because he is very intelligent and doesn’t mind telling it the way he sees it. Jesse probably wants to cut Rollins’ nuts off, too.

OK, enough for now…time to scour the web for more Favre shit. That’s what the stat counter tells us you like.

 

The day after the All-Star game is always the worst sports day of the year.

Is anyone else bored to death of Brett Favre?

Is ESPN parsing out this daily ‘information’ to keep the huddled masses tuned in? Every day, Bristol seems to invent an new non-story that is then plastered all over the world.

Madison’s ‘Wisconsin State Journal’ seems to be the only other legitimate news source for this neverending bullshit.

So here’s the deal. We at Clubhouse Cancer will personally send ESPN $10 for every day forward they don’t lead with ‘breaking’ Brett Favre ‘news’. Unfortunately, that $10 American.

 

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USA Softball Gold-Medalist Jessica Mendoza.

U.S. Air Force Capt. Scott Petz, a South Dakota Air National Guard 114th Fighter Wing F-16 pilot, shows Jessica Mendoza, U.S.A. Olympic softball team left fielder, around the cockpit of an F-16, at Ellsworth Air Force Base, S.D.

If only there were a joke there somewhere.

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Here are a few more pics of the attractive-ish Mendoza, who we had never heard of until a few minutes ago. We cropped out the uggos...youre quite welcome.

 

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Remember when Jenny Finch used to be cute? Those were the days, huh?

 

LaDainian Tomlinson wants to be your #1 fantasy draft pick.

He’s on the LT in ’08 tour. Why? Not really too sure. Probably selling something. We’d have had to make it through the entire video to know for sure.

Can’t really go wrong with Tomlinson on your squad, though. We had LT last year and loved it.

ADP should be a strong #2 this season, while the Bears brand spankin’ new RB Kevin Jones spends the first half rehabbing his blown knee in the training room.

 

 

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Reggie demands less of ‘The Tush’.

New Orleans Saints ‘celebulete’ RB, and NFL sophomore slumper Reggie Bush thinks is girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s famous onion is getting a little too bulbous, Page Six is reporting.

Apparently Kardashian has been working out extra hard these days at the request of her boyfriend, who had better be working out pretty goddamn hard himself if he wants to help the Saints back to the playoffs. Maybe this year Bush can actually help fantasy owners, instead of a repeat of that horrific, nightmarish debacle he called a 2007 season.

We actually couldn’t give a shit about Kim Kardashian and her weird, creepy, desperate, inbred world of ‘celebrity’…but it’s a slow day, so perhaps some pictures of a dim broad’s giant ass will quell the boredom.

She must spend a fortune of her dead father’s dough on ‘Spanx’.

 

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You mess with the bull, and you get the horns, Papelbum.

MLB.com is reporting that during a red carpet parade for the All-Star Game which went down Sixth Avenue in Manhattan, Boston Red Sox loudmouthed closer Jonathan Papelbon and his wife Ashley were bombarded by taunts and insults from fans.

“I feel like I needed to be in a bullet-proof car,” Papelbon said, according to the Web site. “My wife is pregnant and she’s getting her life threatened. It’s stupid.”

Threatening women is in no way cool, pregnant or not. But this guy Papelbon just doesn’t get it. If you antagonize New Yorkers…they’re gonna bite back, right or wrong.

Papelbon needs to grow up and ‘LaLooshify’ if he doesn’t want repeat performances. Hell, his wife probably smacked him upside the head herself when they got back to the hotel.

 

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This bad home video shows what Papeldouche faced as he entered the game:

 

John Daly ate Tiger Woods.

Notice how you never see the two of them together?

Whoa.

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Alfonso Soriano digging for gold.

If this guy wasn’t such a Clubhouse Cancer…we’d lay off…after all, he’s a two-time Cub All-Star. But he’s a truly selfish dick whose teammates even despise him.

(We reserve the right to reverse our stance on Alfonso Soriano entirely when he starts banging bombs again. Hey, if you're looking for a sports site that takes itself seriously, there are plenty of other options...cough, cough Deadspin...cough.)

 

 

So…there can be only three World Series games at Wrigley Field in 2008.

You had to know Brad Lidge would blow it on the big stage. Has he ever not?

Seeya in October, Sox.

 

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Josh Groban sings ‘God Bless America’ at the All-Star Game.

This probably won’t last long, as the MLB video-nazis usually remove vids from YouTube pretty quick…but this is very good.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

 

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