Warren Sapp or Michael Strahan?
It’s gonna be a tough choice for Kiln, Mississippi’s favorite princess son.
On one hand Favre played all those seasons gently rubbing up against Sapp in the old ‘Black-and-Blue’ Division (that’s as close as we’ll ever get to quoting Chris Berman, btw), but on the other hand…Brett ever-so-sweetly handed Strahan the single-season sack record by taking a dive late in a 2002 game vs. the Giants.
It will definitely be a hard decision, but since Sapp probably gets the best weed, and Strahan is a…ahem…‘cosmo’ fella…it’s really a no-brainer.

