‘The Farnz’ turns down Nobel Prize.
New York Yankees right-handed moron Kyle Farnsworth deflected a smash up the middle off the bat of the Reds Brandon Phillips with his right hand…his pitching hand…Sunday.
When the play was over, Einstein Farnsworth was left with a bloody stump of a pitching hand which required three massive stitches to close the gaping and idiotic wound.
Today, during batting practice, The Farnz will stand in front of the cage just to taunt Jason Giambi’s ‘Magnum PI’ stache and then try to turn Derek Jeter gay.
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