Headline from earlier today: “I may be crazy but I’m not stupid.”
Check that Chad, you’re a complete fucking idiot.
Not satisfied with today’s news cycle, Bengals WR Chad Johnson reversed his statements from just this morning by telling ESPN The Magazine on Sirius Satellite Radio:
“You know what? My options are open, man. I have so much going on off the field right now. Man, it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful. It’s a beautiful thing. God has really blessed me to be able to do other things and interact in other things. Football doesn’t have to be my backbone. Football is my bread and butter, but with my success and with me being able to venture into other things, I mean, the possibility of really not playing this year is really open. It really is.”
Please, Chad. Quit football. Right this very instant. We haven’t seen a downward spiral like yours is bound to be in quite a while, and we always need more fucking idiots about which to ridicule.
We’ve all seen how you make your snaps outside of football, dummy. Hopefully, there’s a kangaroo somewhere you can box.
