Milwaukee makes China its bitch.
Remember this time last year when Chinese basketball officials were warning the Milwaukee Bucks not to draft Yi Jianlian?
The big, bad Red Wolf was huffing and puffing that if the Bucks drafted Yi…because Milwaukee was not their preferred media market…Yi would sit out and never report.
Well, Milwaukee shoved an all-American Harley-Davidson up China’s ass, by drafting Yi anyway.
Now the Bucks, on their own terms, have agreed to trade Yi…who isn’t showing much NBA promise at all…and journeyman Chicagoan Bobby Simmons to New Jersey for all-star scoring machine stud Richard Jefferson.
Don’t fuck with Milwaukee, China…we in Chicago are the only ones who can do that…they’re like our little, less successful, hipster brother.
USA! USA!!
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