Radaronline.com reports that ‘OK’ magazine (got that?) will be printing tomorrow that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have become ‘sexy new friends.’
And…according to integrity-filled, whistleblower Jose Canseco…A-Rod was once after his then wife Jessica, as well. Since we all know that Canseco and Madonna had a well-publicized tryst way back during the Mesozoic Era…that can only logically mean one thing.
A-Rod is obviously obsessed with every woman Jose Canseco has ever slept with. Maybe because they’re both from Miami? Rodriguez, as young South Florida phenom must have grown up idolizing his larger-than-life, hometown hero Canseco.
This can’t be a coincidence.
Another thing, A-Rod…Madonna? Dude, that’s pretty weak. Madonna wasn’t even hot when she was always naked and demanding our attention by saying ‘fuck’ a million times on David Letterman. She’s ‘celebrity’ hot…like Maria Shriver or Paris Hilton.
Hopefully, it’s just that Madonna and A-Rod get their HGH from the same connection.