Seriously.
We have two more freakin’ years of this nonsense.
LeBron James listed New York as his favorite city Monday (his hometown of Akron, Ohio came in fifth behind Washington D.C., Dallas, and Los Angeles) as he took part in a one-day USA Basketball media blitz.
Dallas?? Dallas is a shithole that would be an eyesore dump in a 3rd world nation, for christ’s sake. Double-Douchebag Mark Cuban must’ve really gotten in his ear at some point.
What, no Oklahoma City or Toronto?
No Cleveland?
Then, he was naturally asked what was his favorite borough.
“My favorite borough? Brooklyn,” James said, choosing the proposed future home of the New Jersey Nets over the borough of Manhattan, where the Knicks play their home games. “Brooklyn is definitely a great place here in New York City, and some of my best friends are from Brooklyn, so I stick up for them.”
Are these questions real? ‘What’s your favorite borough, King James?’…sheesh. Yeah, Brooklyn’s a real garden spot.
We get it. You wanna play for Jay-Z and the Nets in Brooklyn in 2010, but you think you’re so business savvy, you list fucking Dallas as one of your favorite cities…you know, just in case.
No offense, but you didn’t even go to college. You are NOT a businessman. You’re a dumb jock with unparalleled athletic skills, but zero business acumen. Just because Jay-Z made a billion as a hip-hop mogul, doesn’t mean he knows how to run a sports franchise.
This is the blind leading the blinder and it’s ripe for big trouble.
If you’re a sports fan in this country…you have simply got to be sick of this crap already…and it’s only gonna get exponentially worse.
Too bad Shaq didn’t wait a week for his rap. This pic would’ve been some good ammo.
