Maybe he and Clemens can get on the same prison softball team? No, now that we think about it probably not…they would each have be a captain when choosing sides.
Hey, if they both get sent to Leavenworth, they could play a little football with Mike Vick.
Vick will have to switch to receiver though, ‘cause for the first few months, the beefy Rocket will have to be all-time quarterback. We can picture Bonds as a devastating prison-yard running back.
Good times ahead, for sure.
This is a favorite Bonds cartoon. It shows the accuracy of his limp right noodle.
