Brian Urlacher douchily insists he will not attend OTA’s starting Monday and is leaning toward skipping the Bears' mandatory mini-camp May 30-June 1, but he insists talk of protesting his contract situation through training camp is ‘premature’.
The only thing pre-‘mature’ is his ridiculous attitude.
“I know there are other guys looking to get paid, but it’s not like there isn’t any money there,” Urlacher said. “They were $16 million under the cap before they cut (safety Adam) Archuleta (earlier this month). I don’t understand what they’re doing.”
Who the fuck is this dolt to comment on salary cap issues, anyway?
Listening to Brian Urlacher chat about the state of the Bears financial situation makes us tilt our collective heads up and drift away deep in thought on other relevant matters…like…what is Brian doing hiding in Arizona and whining about career obligations he has no intention of living up to, all the while his baby cries fatherless in Illinois?
See the pattern? OK, nevermind. Dumb guys don’t get ‘thinky’ stuff.
Bears’ management needs to seriously keep Devin Hester AWAY from Urlacher, Briggs, Harris, Peanut Tillman and all the rest…he’ll get poisoned against the franchise and will end up leaving for warmer climes.
What are ‘Official Team Activities’, anyway? Are they all gonna pile in Lovie’s minivan and go downtown to the top of the Sears Tower?