MSNBC reports that Jessica Simpson is hounding Tony Romo into marrying her before her less-talented (is that possible?) little sister gets hitched to some rocker dude.
“She’s been showing him rings in magazines,” some chick said. “She tells him what she likes, and she does it right in front of his friends, too, so it’s really awkward.”
It gets worse:
Awkward or not, Jess plans to keep up the pressure. “She been joking to friends that she should take Tony to Vegas, get him drunk and drag him to the Little White Wedding Chapel.”
If Romo doesn’t pop the question soon, supposedly Simpson may make the proposal herself.
“She knows he can’t say no to her.”
Well, that will pretty much end his playing career. Can you imagine how happy that would make a gridiron monster like Ray Lewis?
Tony Romo is not Matt Leinart or Vince Young. He grew up in a tiny town in Wisconsin and went to equally small Eastern Illinois. He didn't go to a NFL assembly line like USC or Texas where you learn the ropes of fame, if not the intricacies of the ‘cover 2’ defense.
Romo is still getting used to how quickly these famous chicks will spread their legs for the QB of the Dallas Cowboys.
This is one of the reasons Parcells wanted to leave. He doesn’t like players who aspire to celebrity beyond football. (see: Taylor, Jason)
Remember Tony, no matter how rich, famous, beautiful and stupid she may be…some guy somewhere is sick to death of banging her.
