Big Tuna don’t do no mambo, though.
The Florida Times-Union is reporting that Miami Dolphins President Bill Parcells is telling teams he won’t accept anything less than a first-rounder for his Dancing With the Stars-losing defensive end Jason Taylor.
Since zero teams would even give up a 4th rounder for Taylor before the draft, this new declaration can only mean one thing.
Parcells wants Taylor in camp.
Taylor claims he’s “in the best shape of his life”? We’ll see what the Tuna has to say about that after a couple of his legendary quintuple sessions.
Remember, Jerry & Emmitt were already retired when they went on the ABC mince-a-thon. Taylor will be the first active player to face a jury of his gridiron peers on the field of battle. A nasty fucker like Logan Mankins will cut the shit outta his knees a couple of times, just as a reminder that real. men. don’t. samba. sucker.
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