Much like Napoleon to the island of Elba, ‘Isiah the Pariah’ has been exiled to lands far, far away for his sins against man & womankind alike.
According to a source close to ‘Zeke’, new Knicks president Donnie Walsh dispatched Thomas last week to France and Italy to scout the lottery possibilities of players Danilo Gallinari and Nicolas Batum, whoever they are. We’re delighted we got to type their names for the one & only time, though…if it means Isiah is out of the US and free to sexually harass the boys citizens of the European Union.
