King Peyton hath spoken.
Mike Vanderjagt, the most accurate place-kicker in NFL history, has announced he will return to play for the Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian Football League, where he started his pro career.
Sure, missing a couple of clutch kicks doesn’t help you keep your big-time NFL job, but when you piss off THE ‘man’, you simply don’t get to play anymore. Teams don’t want anything to do with you. Fans justifiably worship Peyton and having a dick like Vanderjagt on your team is akin to public relations suicide.
Clubhouse Cancer is a term rarely reserved for a bigger douchebag than Mike Vanderjagt.


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