Even the Japanese are disgusted by Mariah Carey.

We don’t speak a lick of Japanese, but these announcers seem completely repulsed by Mariah Carey’s laughable attempt at throwing out the first pitch.

You know you’re a campy caricature when they make fun of how cartoonily ostentatious you are in Japan.

If she was 14 or something, this still wouldn’t be nearly as cutesy as she obviously thinks it is, but goddamn Mariah Carey is almost 40 fucking years old!

She probably gets $50K for a ‘half & half’ in Tokyo.

 

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