Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson failed a sobriety test while operating a 30-foot boat, then resisted arrest before being hit with pepper spray and dragged ashore by officers.
Who even knew that was a crime in Texas? The cop musta been an A&M fan.
Or a Bears fan.
Nice going, fuckhead. Not a great way to prove to your employer that you’re serious about keeping the job at which you currently suck.
Benson has had his head shoved in the sand in the sand since being drafted #4 overall by the Bears in 2005. Sycophants have been telling him he’s a stud since 5th grade and he bought into it hook, line & pepper spray. You aren’t playing Rice anymore…Week 1 you’re playing the Indianapolis Colts on Football Night in America.
Well…after this…maybe not.
