Respected baseball scribe Gary Thorne of The Detriot Free Press is reporting that the Tigers may be interested in acquired free-agent steroid freak and Ultimate Clubhouse Cancer Barry Bonds if Gary Sheffield’s hinky shoulder is worse than feared.
Of course, Detroit manager Jim Leyland managed the notorious cocksucker in Pittsburgh. Leyland probably believes that due to his and Bonds’ history, he could cajole the indicted assmunch into joining the struggling Tigers.
Bonds’ joining the AL Central could either be inspiring or deadly…very little middle ground with him.

