We have loved to watch Brian Urlacher play middle linebacker during his much celebrated HOF career with the Chicago Bears, however he has now begun to overstay his usefulness. His latest demands for a contract extension are as laughable as they are pathetic. Is he the only one that didn’t watch him play last year?
If he had spent the last 10 years as an actual upstanding member of society and embraced the devotion that Chicagoans loves to lavish on their sports heroes, then there would be a deafening public outcry to extend his deal and ensure he retires a Bear, with a lifetime of full honors and free meals ahead.
Instead, Urlacher has spent his career sneering at Bears fans. When he was easily tricked in to impregnating a golddigging whore, all he’d had to have done was throw the fans some puppy dog eyes, and they would have backed him without a second thought. BUT, of course…he continually barked at the media and pushed away the very fans that would have done anything to love him.
It has to be pretty damn hard for a self-proclaimed “warrior” like Urlacher to have his skills diminish so quickly, but that’s what spinal arthritis will do. He has been robbed of his frightening skill without even so much as a reach around.
When he could have proven he deserved that “C” on his massive chest, by vocally backing the team who has made him a wealthy moron, once again, he ripped the Bears at every turn whenever he or one of his Clubhouse Cancer teammates (Lance Briggs springs to mind) was in a contract dispute. He could have...oh say...denounced Tank Johnson's bullshit, or could have made the slightest peep that crashing and abandoning your Lamborghini on the expressway was unacceptable on a professional team trying desperately to get back to the Super Bowl.
Urlacher is like an idiot savant. He was a brutal, devastating, genius football competitor, but seemingly unable to function as an adult off the gridiron.
NOW, of course, that the writing is on the wall, and the end is near…he starts to make ridiculous demands about a contract extension or he’ll retire. We would like to be among the first to demand that Brian Urlacher does retire! Bears fans are sick of your shit, dude. We were kind of skeeved when you were banging Paris Hilton, and you have only spiraled downwards in the fan’s estimation since then.
Before you get one dollar more, you need to prove you have earned it. You proved that you deserved that gigantic contract just a couple of years ago, but your production has fallen off and you are a liability in the locker room…i.e. – CLUBHOUSE CANCER.
Maybe the Bears could trade him to the Patriots for a year?
