Let’s get one thing perfectly straight. Chad Johnson is not an intelligent man. The gold HOF jacket stunt Week 1 of last year was the single most lame celebration in the history of the NFL. Fridge Perry’s mammoth spiking of the ball in George Cumby’s face was far more inspiring.
The fact Chad loved and bragged on it afterwards prove he’s a plain ‘ol dummy.
Now that we have that out of the way…why does this moron want to be traded? Is he that desperate to be T.O. or R. Moss? They changed teams, so now he must? This isn’t about wanting to be traded so much as wanting doofuses like us writing about it. The less attention he gets, the more womanly he gets.
He’s got a great NFL quarterback…not easy to come by (see: Grossman, Rex), great surrounding teammates, a terrible coach, he's already gotten paid A TON ($26M!) and he's already in a great city that desperately wants to worship him! Get him outta there, stat!
Try going to a ridiculous franchise like the Raiders or the Ravens…you’ll see the faces of proper disinterest.
Or perhaps he just doesn’t like Hooosyermama taking over the spotlight?
